Here’s a fun story
I got bitten by a goose
FUN STORY
when i was seven my dad took me to england. while we were there we visited a wild animal park and there was a wild goose. my dad was like (in typical david eaton fashion) “HEY GO PET THE GOOSE” and i was (because i was seven and believed everything he said) like OKAY and ran over to pet it and it got really pissed and chased me around the enclosure. just around and around. and my dad stood there and laughed. because he is david eaton. and didn’t help me as i was this little tiny seven year old kid running for my fucking life from a crazy giant wild goose. that thing was like. as big as me. i swear.
(Source: frussi)