Also so there’s a scene in Sherlock where it’s revealed that Rutland was cheating on Eccles with McCarthy and one of the lines is “she was feeling faint, dr. Eccles” “yes, he was just comforting me”
And while they flubbed that up
Drift taps me on the shoulder
And he says “Yeah “comforting” and by “comforting” she means <HIPTHRUST>”
I’m still
fucking
sobbing tho
step 1 be a perfect human being: take everything as an innuendo
step 2: be just too good looking
(Source: frussi)